Bubblegum Kush: Legal Bud

If you didn’t know, there is legal bud out and about there. You just have to know where to look and what to look for! Phi up some Bubblegum Kush and you’re in for a real smooth hit. It’s name comes from its smell when you light it up, which if it does smell like Bubblegum, sign me up! Anything can beat Skunk Weed.

Bubblegum Kush!

Bubblegum Kush!

It comes from the wild woods of Thailand and isn’t really pricey when it comes to shelling out for bud. Would you try it out for the bubblegum feel?

I’m sure it’s better than Orbit.

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The Truth Behind Pineapple Express

Ever wonder whether or not Pineapple Express is a type of weed? Well, in the movie we’re all told that it is a super rare bud that comes from the Hawaiian islands and has landed in California. Only one super crazy dealer has the stuff so panic ensues when they trace it back to a peddler that can pinpoint a guy who shot a cop.

Well, Pineapple Express does exist, but it’s nothing like you thought. It’s the name of a specific type of storm. That’s right. No Ganja involved. It’s the name of a storm when things get crazy on the west coast of California.’

Hey Buddy!

Hey Buddy!

Pineapple Express (also known as Pineapple Connection) is a non-technical, shorthand term popular in the news media for a meteorological phenomenon which is characterized by a strong and persistent flow of atmospheric moisture and associated heavy rainfall from the waters adjacent to the Hawaiian Islands and extending to any location along the Pacific coast of North America.

Bet you didn’t see that coming right? Well at least they referenced the actual term when talking about the bud. Here at Phi we educate you too! ;)

How bad did that make you want to see the movie? Well here’s a refresher to hold you over:

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Top Ten Bill Murray Flicks on WEED

Who doesn’t love Bill Murray? Everything he touches makes us just cry with laughter. Now if you’re one of those guys who just falls on the floor laughing whenever you take a hit, you have to see these movies again…ON WEED.

#10 – Stripes

Bill Murray goes in the army with Egon (his real name is Harold Ramis, but he’ll always be Egon to me) to score chicks and save the day from Russians. They kick major ass and drive around in a sweet van that has guns on the sides. You’ll be crying. Promise.

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#9 – Caddyshack

This movie is a classic, but Bill Murray just makes it better with his relentless battle with the gopher. You know that gopher is technically a muppet? Anyway the entire movie is his ass chasing this thing around the golf course until he practically blows the whole thing up. The gopher isCaddyshack to smart for him, which is all good, because its implied that Murray is blazed the entire film.

#8 – Scrooged

It’s like Christmas on Acid. Bill is Uncle Scrooge who is this weird TV Executive trying to air a special of the Christmas Carol. Oddly enough, he lives the events as they’re being aired on TV, but its not quite like the show. Half this movie is him riding around in a taxi cab arguing with the driver, who is the ghost of christmas past. It tries to get touchy at the end, but it’s just hilarious.

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#7 – Osmosis Jones

On weed, this movie will blow your mind. It’s not for the light stoner. Murray has these animated antibodies run around in him the entire film trying to protect him from an evil virus. He looks like complete shit the entire movie, but it’s all good because he just makes you laugh falling around everywhere. He almost dies at the end, but kicks back when Chris Rock (who is an animated blue antibody thing) shuts down the virus. The whole premise of being inside Bill Murray will just wig you out completely.

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#6 – The Man Who Knew Too Little

Bill Murray plays a genuine idiot who just winds up either solving or creating gigantic problems. Think Forest Gump if it were realistic, or Mr. Bean but without sucking completely. At one point he befriends an elephant. I’d watch it just for that.

The Man

#5 – Little Shop Of Horrors

He’s only in this movie for like 4 minutes, but it’s a great scene. You’ll be watching it moseying along without a care in the world, when all of a sudden, Bill Murray appears! It’ll excite you and you’ll just smile when you see him. He’s getting his teeth extracted (or something) by Steve Martin and is in love with the pain. And when I say in love, I can’t stretch that enough. See it – you’ll see what I mean.

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#4 – Kingpin

This is the only legit movie where Bill Murray plays a villain. He’s a professional bowler who tries to entrap his competition by getting Woody Harrelson’s hand chopped off. He dances around the entire movie being the best bowler in the world, living in mansions, dating super models, etc. It all leads back to the big climax at the end where he gets in everybody’s face.

#3 – Ghostbusters

I was thinking about making this number 1, but I’ve got a good reason for my top pick. This is considered his most famous role, but you have to see this on weed because of the stay puff marshmellow man. Slimer is all good, but really he’ll just get on your nerves. Mr. StayPuft will creep you out hardcore. You’ll feel like he’s chasing you down the streets of Manhattan, which is really awesome. Afterwards when he gets blown apart is even better, because then you’ll be thinking…

Staypufty

..Smores for everybody.

#2 – Groundhog Day

groundhog_dayThe trippiest Bill Murray movie ever. He relives the same day over and over and over again replaying the same events trying to get them exactly right. The beginning of the movie is the funniest once he’s trying to come to grips with what is going on, but once he starts trying to kill himself, it gets really funny. Try focusing on what’s going on while you’re high – it isn’t going to happen. You’ll be guessing the entire time what day it is, and when it does end, you’ll expect to see him hit the alarm clock and replay the day one more time. It’s a hell of an experience.

And our #1 pick for the best Bill Murray movie to see when you’re on WEED is….

#1 – Ghostbusters II

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Ghostbusters II takes the cake for the top movie to watch while on weed with Bill Murray. Really, it’s just a fantastic movie and a fun ride. But there are two main reasons you should see this high; two reasons that don’t even come close to anything in the list:

  • Reason A – The Statue of Liberty

It walks off Ellis Island and starts parading across Manhattan to the tunes of Jackie Wilson. And EVERYBODY IS TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. Why? Because of Reason B.

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  • Reason B – Vego The Carpethian

A talking painting is trying to rule the world from…inside the painting. Try and fathom that for a bit. A talking painting, some magician from over 1,000 years back, is turning New York into hell, from INSIDE the painting. He’s also as creepy as creepy gets. And when the final battle happens and you see his giant floating head…just be prepared for it.

I'mma comin'

I'mma comin'

And there you have it! Those are our top 10 picks on WEED with Bill Murray! We’re in the process of getting the top 10 scary movie list in order. If you have any suggestions, comment below!

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Colorado Legally Tracks Their Bud

If you’re in Colorado and you’re enjoying your “medical condition” then we have some news for you. Colorado is about to enforce some laws that track every part of any pot sale in the state. That definitely includes getting the product out of Colorado. How? Some fancy JAMES BOND type of

Dun Dun, DUN DUN Dun Dun..

Dun Dun, DUN DUN Dun Dun..

stuff.

“We plan to track the entire commodity from seed to sale,” said Matt Cook of the Colorado Department of Enforcement. “From the time a seed goes into the ground to the time the plants are harvested, cultivated, processed, packaged and stored.”

That came from a company called Medical Marijuana Inc, who have the most boring name on the planet for a company who does what they do.  Check it out right here as they break it down for you, though it looks like to me they’re just trying to sport their company. But hey! What do I know, right?

Way to go ahead and scare everybody Colorado. We didn’t do anything to you! And why do you got to go ahead and track us like that? We’re not going to start some fires or anything.

Take a lesson from Bob Marley and just simmer down.

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Spring Break Photos – Week 2

Our fun on the beach in Panama City Beach, Fl continues!  Please enjoy our photo album from week 2 at Spring Break!!!

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Spring Break 09 Photo Album – Week 1

We came, we saw, we conquered! PhiUppaPhatty has made it’s official introduction to the world at Spring Break in Panama City Beach, Florida! It certainly was a

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We walked the beach and got the word out about our Frat/site and handed out tattoos and stickers. Everyone was great, and we had a lot of fun! If you weren’t at Spring Break, perhaps we’ll get to see you at another event in the future! Here are some photos from our trip, enjoy!

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Phi Uppa Phatty Invades Spring Break!

spring-breakPhi Uppa Phatty has invaded Panama City Beach, Florida this week! That’s right, we have beautiful women on the beach recruiting new pledges (we thought they’d do a better job than Blaze and Herb)
If you happen to be there this week and next, be on the lookout for beautiful women wearing tank tops with our logo. If you see them, please say hi. They will have a cool surprise for you!

Check back for updates including pictures and video from Spring Break!

Peace!

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The Origin of Phi Uppa Phatty

Meet Blaze and Herb and see how it all got started…

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Welcome to Phi Uppa Phatty!!!

Guys and Girls, this is a very proud day for us as we are very excited to welcome you to PhiUppaPhatty.com.  This has been a long time in the making and we are excited it is finally here!  Phi Uppa Phatty is an online Fraternity open to anyone and everyone “HIGH” on life!  We do not discriminate. We’re a place for those in college, those who couldn’t get into college and for those older folk that just like to reminisce about the “good old days” and see what wild and crazy things college kids of today do to have fun.   

This fraternity was founded by two very cool and very unusual looking young men with an insatiable love of all things cannabis that go by the names Blaze and Herb. 

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Blaze

Herb

Herb

While, by no means do any of our members or anyone who frequents this site have to share that passion as much or even at all for that matter – it  may certainly help you to better understand our humor, which at times if you’re not in the same state of mind as us, may not seem quite as funny to you as it was to us when we posted it :)     (everything is better on weed)

Phi Uppa Phatty is presently in it’s beta launch which means that not all sections of the site will be immediately ready for you.  Please bear with us while we iron out all the kinks as we are doing our best to ensure this site has lots of funny, unusual, inspiring and informing content (oh and chicks too)!  Please be sure to check back often and we HIGHly recommend you sign up to our newsletter where you will be entered for a chance to win a trip to the Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam this November!

We are presently recruiting Campus Reps. If you are interested in firing up your own Phi Uppa Phatty chapter on your campus, please contact us at chapters@phiuppaphatty.com. Campus Reps will have their own site within our network to keep their student body (along with all of us) up to date on all the crazy goings on at their school. They will also get some cool Phatty schwag too!

Film/Video/Animation majors, Bands/Musicians, Artists – There will be a section for you to showcase your work here too – we call it, “Stoner Art”. Us stoners are very fond of art, especially the kind that keeps us planted on our ass, indulging in our favorite munchie and from taking part in any physical activity for an extended amount of time. So if you’d like to see your “art” posted on our site, and given an honest review by our community, please send an email to StonerArt@phiuppaphatty.com

There will be A LOT more being added to the site in the coming days/weeks. Look out for the official launch of the site on 4/20 and please be sure to CHECK OUT OUR STORE
and be the first on campus to rock the sure to be hot Phi Uppa Phatty gear!

Peace!

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