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HIS HIPS DON’T LIE

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Posted April 15th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, Photos, Pictures, Stoner Art by blaze

Is this physically possible? It’s like a game of Twister gone bad. Some people say that if you drink enough alcohol your body gets very limber and you become a contortionist and can perform superhuman feats of strength…or maybe somebody is just having fun with photoshop?

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FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS A RAPPER

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Posted April 15th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, Videos by blaze

Ok, another reason why we hate flying…just kidding…you have to give this guy points for originality and on the Phatty site that wins big points…this guy is Phi’d Up! And we dig that! We still might pick a different airline but you got to respect a man for trying

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Big Ball Through The Window

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Posted April 15th, 2009 in Features, Videos by blaze

We guess we have a fetish for watching people get hit in the face with large balls…not sure where or when that started but we are guilty as charged…this poor bastard was just trying to keep the beer cold and he ate a mouthful of rubber…hope the beer made it out ok

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FAT KID AND TNT

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Posted April 14th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, Videos by blaze

This kid is a couple horses short of a merry-go-round…pretty funny stuff …but a little disturbing too….time to lay off the chocolate milk

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DUMB GIRL FALLS OFF TABLE

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Posted April 14th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, Videos by blaze

We’ve had more than a few parties at the Phatty House end like this…it’s a shame because it’s hard to find a good coffee table…not sure why she thought standing on the table would add anything to her theatrical performance anyways..just poor thinking from start to finish…but funny nonetheless

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FIGHT SMASHING COMPILATION

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Posted April 13th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, Videos by blaze

We guess you could say these folks went “balls to the wall”? It’s hard to say what bounces further in some of these clips..the heads or the ball..alot of these are accidents but a handful are pure stupidity too…what are these people smoking?

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FRIGHTENING FART

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Posted April 10th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, Videos by blaze

To some extent, all farts are frightening… but then again, they are a thing of beauty too..I mean, what’s more natural then letting one rip when you have to let loose?…it’s just too bad our little friend got caught in the middle of this gaseous exchange…

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Britney Bashes Fans for Smoking Weed – Halts Show

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Posted April 9th, 2009 in Bake Break, Features, FunnyStuff by admin

Britney Spears walked off-stage last night and refused to return unless audience members “stopped smoking marijuana”
Either she’s crazier than I thought or perhaps just not that bright.
Drinking like a fish, smoking cigarettes, doing lines of coke, shaving her head, looking like a nutcase in every tabloid for months, loses custody of her kids… but, while performing a concert in Vancouver (of all places), she walks off stage until the cannabis smoke clears and she tells her paying fans not to smoke weed? Is she stoned?
Here is some footage from the show after Britney walks off stage until smoke clears and then cuts to her classy farewell to her fans.

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EARTH HOUR…LIGHTS OUT WORLD

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Posted March 29th, 2009 in Features by admin

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Phi Uppa Phatty Supports anything and everything green!!!

On March 28, 2009, 3,922 cities in 88 countries around the world turned out or dimmed their lights in commemoration of Earth Hour. Organizers hoped for 1 billion participants to turn out their lights, sending a message to world leaders in anticipation of the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009 that there is global interest in addressing climate change. The event followed similar, smaller Earth Hour events in 2007 and 2008. Here, selected and compiled from the Earth Hour Media Library, are 12 around the world before and after photos of Earth Hour 2009, plus two freebies at the end. http://ecoworldly.com/2009/03/30/earth-hour-before-and-after-images/

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DIMITRI MARTIN…..WHEN SHOULD YOU THROW STONES?

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Posted March 12th, 2009 in Bake Break, Comedy, Features, FunnyStuff by blaze

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We at Phatty are huge Dimitri Martin fans – we’ve been wondering for a while why this guy isn’t making a ton of movies as a super main stream comic…he’s got to be one of the funniest comedians out there right now – he’s pretty laid back but when he gets going on his sketch pad he is non stop funny.